Welcome to Witch Doctors Inc. Got a problem? We'll solve it. Warts? Easy. Got an enemy after you? We'll find 'em. Been cursed? Have one of our glittering elixirs.
As for that dark energy pulsing in the atmosphere? Don't worry about it. It's nothing.
We've got all the excitement over here. There's a teen celebrity being stalked by aliens, an ancient demon with a thirst for death, and one witch who just wants revenge.
So hurry up and make your appointments, because those spaces are going fast.