Mr Soul, a former wrestling manager, seeks revenge on all who have wronged him. His plan? To replace the wrestlers in his stable with an army of undead fighters, resurrected through the power of a magic talisman stolen from a museum exhibit. The only problem is he doesn't know how to operate the thing. Meanwhile, J-man, the gaunt-faced grappler, is accused of stealing the talisman and sets out to recover it. Can J-man clear his name before Mr Soul learns how to operate the magical fetish? Or will Mr Soul succeed in his plan to Destroy All Wrestlers and replace them with his deathless automatons?
Destroy All Wrestlers has...
...conniving museum curators
...cunning college professors
...anthropomorphic bears
...enchanted amulets
...the curse of King Mutt
...terminal deadlines
...an ancient house of ageless evil
...zombie fratboy stooges
...a hunka-hunka Vernon Love
...Erik Von Fritz
...a fight to the finish with Block Resnar in which algebra plays an integral part
...and more cats than you could shake a stick at