Who says church isn't funny? Deanna "Dee" Ramsey is NOT nosy, but Chicago's River Jordan Church gives her reasons to snoop. Feuding factions become TWO churches, sharing the building they've literally split down the middle. Dee uncovers a plot to destroy the church completely! Fire, football, a "Baptismathon" and romance--can Dee keep the Parting of River Jordan from becoming the end?