In the increasingly woke and egalitarian country of Australia, The General (AKA 'Turtleneck'), aided by the exotic dancer Velveteen (AKA 'Dr Vanessa Vivaldi') and their enlisted heavy, Chestybond (AKA 'Who Knows?'), is remaking the effete, black males of Sydney into Schwarzenegger-like cyborg soldiers for their secret, revolutionary, right wing 'Wimp 2 Warrior' organization. The W2W freaks home in on Indigenous Australian academic Lewis Jerussy, the author of a popular new nurture-over-nature non-fiction book, and proceed to brutally rip apart his friends and neighbors - as the monsters rampage after the pheromonal scent emanating from a leopard-print G-string surreptitiously planted on Lewis by the stripper Velveteen.
But Velveteen finds herself sexually attracted to Lewis and, rebelling, she devises a treasonous, new plan. The stripper slash scientist - whose well-researched proposal to bioengineer a regiment of female cyborgs was savagely belittled by The General - will rework estrogen-related pheromones into an effective counter to the testosterone and methamphetamine-charged aggression of the W2W soldiers. Re-ignited on an olfactory battlefield, the age-old war between the genders is about to be resolved - in favor of female 'Homo sapiens'!