Enough people have asked me to explain myself over the years, that in order to save time, I just wrote a book to explain it all.
Why I am this way, how my family shaped me, what kind of farm my 80-year-old mom is trying to build, why I don't speak with my father, and why my brother is such a freaking weirdo.
This will show you why I'm single, why I used to be a drunk, and why my life is a constant tornado of emotions.
Welcome to it; it's a rollercoaster. And a hilarious one at that.