It is June 2, 1970. Cow pasture hippie, Lillian McMullen, is home from college. Lillian is nicknamed Quick because she does everything early. She started Kindergarten at four, learned to drive at eleven, owned a car at fifteen, graduated high school at seventeen, was engaged to be married at eighteen. The wedding is tomorrow, but this is one snap decision Quick is regretting. With less than 24 hours to an ironbound commitment, Quick sets out to seduce her high school English teacher. Is it a case of cold feet or is it true love?