Michael never put much stock in clichés, but there's one he probably should have listened to: You can never go home again.
His family assures him that plenty of young people take a few semesters off between high school and college, that a year of travel is practically a prerequisite nowadays. His father can pull a few strings, and he'll be a freshman at ISU by September.
Michael has neglected to tell them that he's not just driving around aimlessly, stopping only to have sex with his chain-smoking boyfriendthat, in fact, he's hunting vampires.
After a disastrous family reunion, Michael unearths a vampire commune where he and Wild Bill can settle down. But Michael is the only human in residence, and the other vampires can't stop themselves from sniffing around him.