The prophecy says he alone can restore balance and harmony to the Kingdom. The Fairy Godmother might have something to say about that.
Piece o'cake.
(11,500 words)
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THE ROT COLLECTION
Part 1: Origin of the Feces
Part 2: The Tooth Hurts
Part 3: Flossed and Found
Part 4: Plaque to the Future
Part 5: Gum but not Forgotten
Part 6: Filling Time