Alexis is what I want for Christmas this year,
and nothing will stop me until I make her mine.
Things always go my way, and I don't pay the consequences.
So, when I get into legal and financial trouble,
I'm happy to take the plea deal to avoid a scandal.
And what is that deal?
Playing the part of Santa in one of the largest malls in New York.
This is when I meet her. She's timid, innocent, and alluring.
She should definitely be on the Nice List.
But I'll put her on my naughty list this holiday season.