Sayonara, Sucker is a surreal, serio-comic, slightly erotic, hard-boiled, mystery, thriller, neo-noir, page-turner, set in a parallel universe.
Geronimo Katzenjammer is a world-class cliff diver in the twilight of his career, and on the verge of a mid-life crisis, when he meets Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, a mysteriously alluring lounge singer who's undergone experimental mermaid augmentation surgery.
Death-defying cliff diving, killer Mexican food, sexual depravity, murder and mayhem ensue. But leave it to the legendary private eye, Salty "Sally" McGuffin, to save the day. Dazzling with his pistol but unlucky in love. Sally will stop at nothing to save Geronimo and bring the devilishly handsome Armenian thumb wrestler and criminal mastermind, Danny Darbinyan, to justice.
This is a story about love and deception, good versus evil, aliens, detectives, cliff divers, disgruntled baby unicorns, and the search for meaning in an utterly incomprehensible universe.