Burt Jackson, Swank Pilskin and Captain R.O.N. have a serious problem. The Pillars of Heaven are shaking as the Thingy From Another World tries to Escape From Earth and rule the multiverse from beyond the grave. From theme park dinosaurs, to a truck stop cult, to a seafood platter of halibut taquitos, they race across time and space to stop this monster before it takes over a certain Hollywood actor and tosses him overboard through a stargate into a tequila sunrise of very big trouble.