Stan Lightfoot can track down anybody, anywhere. With the next flash of his camera, he will ruin a celebrity's life and become a millionaire. Stan's art has gone unappreciated by everything from beefy bodyguards to chomp-happy Chihuahuas, but this time he's interrupted by something new: a vampire.
When she discovers Stan's talents, the fanged woman demands to be introduced to her celebrity crush. It's an offer he can't refuse: Stan must deliver the world's biggest movie star on a non-silver platter, or find himself on the menu instead.