By day Michelle works as an ICU nurse. At night she unenthusiastically engages in the unstimulating sexual proclivities of her husband, Howard. All the while dreaming of the one that got away.
A man who could make her heart pound just by waking up in the morning and yawning. The man for whom the word sexy does not even begin to define him. Nor the word desirable. Nor the word hot. Nor the phrase, gone forever from her life.
Then one day, a patient is emergently brought to Michelle's ICU in a coma after a motorcycle crash. It is Eric Cantona, the love of her life. But he is unresponsive, and day after day does not improve.
Michelle is going to lose the one true love of her life, for the second time. But then she comes up with a plan to rouse Eric from his catatonic state. If anything can reach him, it is undying passion and sexual arousal.
Will it work. Michelle is not going to die wondering.