After trying his best to make the football team, Sam decides to join up as a "morale officer." Along with another guy who failed to make the team, they strike a deal and show up for a team meet and greet the next day. Some strange pills start to make things a little different though and before Sam really knows what's happening, it's very clear what keeping up morale involves. Lucky for Sam, he will soon have all the right "ass-ets" for the job.