"Weird Wedding Guest": At Lauren's wedding, bridesmaid Roxanne can't wait to meet her mysterious e-mail pal, Wilbur, the groom's reclusive brother. To her shock, he proves to be truly out of this worlda half-alien, amorphous, six-foot-tall collage of scintillating tentacles and eye stalks. How can their meeting of minds rise above the radical differences between their bodies?