"We're fucked." I threw an empty beer bottle into the grave Uncle Doc were digging. I were sitting on the hood of my jet-black custom Audi R8, parked adjacent to an ominous cactus in the Mojave Desert. Dr. Dad were crying on the hood of his banana yellow Murcielagothe corpse of my mother in the trunk.
Set in an Ireland where the IRA successfully ousted the UK, Mike Vinn is born to Dr. Dad and a heroin addict in Ballycastle. Follow Mike's journey from a troubled child enjoying videogames, to becoming Ireland's first teenage multi-millionaire, all the way to the violent, shocking climax. The Castle is a tour de force--soldifying Lord Gouval's mission statement: Gouval Inc. Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit.