During this second mystical adventure of team Contra Versus: Army of One, the story takes the idea of "magical bullshit" to a whole new level of absurdity, and shatters the remaining fields of existence by introducing a new destructive cast of magical characters. If you're familiar with the first "The Cheating Wizard" adventure, your mind should already be sufficiently destroyed enough for you to enjoy this one, as well. "Yay!" for magic, "Hooray!" for Contra Versus, and stop reading this description already and get to the actual magical story!