Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!
There are so many things very wrong with my life
The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.
My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight
I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.
Georgia, 14 on the verge of womanhood desperately muddles her way through make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school (urgh), unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Meet the Ace Gang, the Sex God, the Italian Stallion (oo-er) and cheeky Dave the Laugh in the FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON.