Late in the evening, an elf scientist is working on her latest discovery, but when she finds a goblin hiding in the rafters, the expirement takes a turn for the depraved.
Advance Praise for Lemmy Smackett
"Oglaf meets Terry Pratchett" - Wayne Kerr, The Gooner Gazette
"A master of the English Tongue. Like a sapphic nymphomanic at sorority rush, his passages leave me breathless for hours."- Margaret Fatwood, author of The Handmaid's Tail
"Forget Shakespeare! Forget the Western Canon! All you need is Smackett." - Harold Coom, author of How to Breed and Why