When the golden apples from the royal tree begin disappearing, the king sends forward the gardener's three sons to fetch them. What unfolds next is a mess of tomfoolery, texting, princess whores, and double-fisted dungeon mishaps for the youngest of the gardener's sons. And who is this mysterious fox? Approx 3200 words. Erotic short story, twisted humor, explicit sex. Based on the Grimm Bros.