Nothing exciting has ever happened to Edmund Roth. But that changes one day when he falls down a hole in his basement and finds himself in the middle of a civilization he never knew existed, with floating balls of energy and a dictatorial government that hates people from aboveespecially Edmund. But why? When a newfound friend tells him something he never knew about himself, Edmund embarks on a journey across a vast wasteland to find out who he really is. He makes friends along the way, but that doesnt make the journeyboth mental and physicalany easier. Complete with a McDonalds, tayzers, and orbs, this is a journey of a boy discovering his own destiny.