The Log Of The Ark by Noah

Excerpt: "WEDNESDAY, b.c. 2349. Courseto Ararat. Weatherclear and rain. Windstarting to blow. Seacalm. Ship's Run1 league Remarks: Weighed anchor: 2240 pounds.My rheumatism hurt. I just knew it would rain.A large crowd came down to see us off. Received delegation of S. P. C. A. They presented me with a gold-handled umbrella.Someone sent the women folks a bunch of American beauties.Many of my neighbours say I am crazy.It began to raincrowd dispersed.There is a lot of hubbub in getting an Ark off.Half an hour late in starting. Ham doesn't understand some of the levers.Ship's band played the national anthems as we sailed away.Sent sailing lists to all my friends. Gave them to the pilot to mail.Dropped pilot at 7.30 p.m. I was sorry to see him go.Cargo all well and quiet.I wonder if I will be seasick?"

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