Peril Press, April 2011
The Malevolent Goldfish
by Jared Prophet
What fiendish horrors lie within the mind of that Damned Fish?
WARNING: This is quite possibly the scariest story ever written about a Goldfish. If you own a Goldfish, if you like your Goldfish, Peril Press asks you to please not read this story. If you do so, you might possibly never look at your Goldfish the same way again, and Peril Press does not want to be liable for lost sleep and mental distress. By reading this story you agree to absolve Peril Press of any and all liability.