John Coal is the town oddball. Old, crotchety, pungent and solitary, he lives in a house as rundown as he.
The neighbourhood kids take great delight in plaguing him morning, noon and night but they've chosen the wrong old coot to trifle with this time.
He knows where the bodies are buried. He's been to the outer limits. He is the keeper of dark secrets. Murders, monsters, demons and vampires: he has seen them all and lived to tell the tale.
Now he must dig deep into the recesses of his past and use these terrible experiences to show his tormentors that he's not a man to be messed with. He is John Coalthe Monster Man of Horror House