The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers - Series III Robert Henry Newell, popular 19th century American humorist (1836-1901)
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Table of Contents -01- About this book -02- REPORTING OUR UNCLE ABE'S LATEST LITTLE TALE -03- ROMAUNT -04- MR. SMITH.1 -05- SHOWING HOW A MINION OF TYRANNY WAS TERRIBLY PUNISHED FOR INTERFERING WITH THE CONSERVATIVE WOMEN OF AMERICA -06- NOTING THE UTTER DESTRUCTION, BY AN INEBRIATED JOURNALIST -07- REFERRING TO WASHINGTON CITY AND THE PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE -08- PROVING THAT RUSSIA IS INDEED OUR FRIEND -09- HOLDING THE GOVERNMENT STRICTLY ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE OCCURRENCE OF A RECENT MILITARY NECESSITY -10- TOUCHING UPON A LATE OVATION TO A PARENT OF HIS COUNTRY -11- OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS A DEADLY AFFAIR OF HONOR WITH A GENTLEMAN FROM KENTUCKY -12- CONCERNING INTELLECTUAL GIANTS AND PINS -13- SHOWING HOW THE GREAT CITY OF ROME HAS BEEN RUINED BY THE WAR -14- GIVING A DEEP INSIGHT OF WOMAN'S NATURE -15- CONTAINING THE VENERABLE GAMMON'S REPORT OF THE MANNER IN WHICH THE WAR HAS CONDUCTED ITSELF UP TO THIS TIME -16- IN WHICH OUR ENTHUSIASTIC CORRESPONDENT SURPASSES ÆSCHYLUS IN THE WAY OF AN INVOCATION -17- TEEMING WITH CONSUMMATE STRATEGY -18- AFFORDING AN INSTANCE OF IMPERCEPTIBLE PATRIOTISM -19- NOTING THE CONTINUED ANGUISH OF THE CONSERVATIVE KENTUCKY CHAP -20- DEVOTED PRINCIPALLY TO SOCIAL MATTERS -21- INTRODUCING THE GREAT MORAL EXHIBITION OF THE EFFIGYNIA -22- RECOUNTING A CHASTE RECONSTRUCTION ANECDOTE OF THE SIXTH WARD -23- IN WHICH OUR CORRESPONDENT IS BETRAYED INTO ARGUMENT -24- THE BOATSWAIN'S CALL -25- MR. PEPPER'S GHOST -26- GIVING DIVERS INSTANCES OF STRANGELY-MISTAKEN IDENTITY -27- EXPLAINING THE WELL-MEANT DUPLICITY OF THE JOURNALS OF THE OPPOSITION -28- SHOWING THE INGENIOUS FINANCIAL ENERGY OF A GREATLY-REDUCED POLITICIAN -29- ANOTHER AND FINAL CHRISTMAS REPORT -30- THE IRISHMAN'S CHRISTMAS -31- THE GHOST'S ULTIMATUM -32- THE POWERFUL INACTIVITY OF THAT PORTION OF THE VENERATED MACKEREL BRIGADE -33- OUR CORRESPONDENT'S LAST EFFORT PRIOR TO THE COMMENCEMENT OF A NEW MACKEREL CAMPAIGN -34- A GREAT FIT -35- WHEREIN WILL BE FOUND CERTAIN PROFOUND REMARKS UPON THE VARIATIONS OF GOLD -36- RECORDING THE LATEST DELPHIC UTTERANCES OF ONE WHOM WE ALL HONOR WITHOUT KNOWING WHY -37- NARRATING THE UTTERLY UNPARALLELED CONQUEST OF PARIS BY THE VENERABLE MACKEREL BRIGADE -38- ENDETH THE THIRD VOLUME OF THIS INEXPRESSIBLY VERACIOUS HISTORY OF THE WAR -39- FOOTNOTES