The Prodigal Vampire is the first book in the hilarious series of The Sinkhole Chronicles.
700 years in Hell is enough for anyone, especially for an unwilling vampire called Uriah Tomkins.
Hell is in turmoil. Even more so, now they have an escapee.
God is aware and loving it.
Lucifer not so much.
Lucifer, now calling himself Gary, cajoles Death into bringing back the errant vampire. Begrudgingly, Death agrees, having some spare time because of a recent collection not going to plan.
The quest to locate Uriah's home is aided by Father Edwin, the village priest whose guilty pleasures include a girl band and graffiti art.
Hindered by earthly obstacles presented by the quirky residents of Ashburn, Uriah must find his old home before Death catches up with him again.