This is a different kind of vampire story. Meet Mike, Jim and Charlie. Mike and Jim are huge geeks, and Charlie is one angry homophobic vampire who hates everything and everyone. One day, they discover a device that allows them to travel through time.
After discovering this device, they travel through time and discover that one day India will conquer the planet and create an empire that spans the globe. They discover that one day, squirrels and giant spiders will battle for control over the planet, and they will discover that their friend Charlotte, a vampire that managed to live for a long time, isn't too happy about how they've been looking through her stuff.
This story also tries to be funny all the time.