The Weird Ones

Some stories tiptoe up and whisper in your ear all sweetness and gumdrops and happy-ever-after-after-there-you-go.

Then, there are the weird ones.

We're talking about talking-chickens, blue plague spam monkeys, tug boats of unbridled and fetid fecundity, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, malls that maul you, gnawing on screwdrivers and jig-lining elder gods coming at you faster than a ride-on mow-down massacre mower shopping cart caravan.

This is a collection for the seriously messed up minds of all you readers who have grown tired of the trite detritus of day-to-day storytelling These are some of the weirdest, most messed up mind-bending kind of stories that have ever been written and I'm daring you to read them now.

Plague Monkey Spam a novella of spider-gods, storytelling and the kitchen sink Gnarly Ho-Tep Hoedown Two-step a story told over a hand of potato chip poker Hunger Time at the Midnight Mall a yarn of belly-grumble and fear The Last Curl of Gut Rope chicken, egg, chicken, egg, crack this riddle if you dare.

All of this wonderful madness is brought to you by Steve Vernon the creator behind the cult novella classic - Long Horn, Big Shaggy: A Tale of Wild West Terror and Reanimated Buffalo.

Read this collection if you dare.

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