Tied Up for Tombstone

"Lodestone, you flea-bitten, long-eared ancestor of a jack-rabbit, take a look at the best place the Lord ever made, and rejoice with me." Lodestone wiggles his ears, kicks at a hoss-fly, narrowly missing my head, and looks with sad eyes down at the city of Piperock. Then he goes to sleep. Which shows that a burro ain't got no finer feelings. We been away for quite a whileme and Lodestone. We pilgrims up the Bitter Root range to where old Blue Nose sticks into the clouds, crosses over and pilgrims back the other side, all of which takes up several months, and don't net me nothing but blisters and blasphemy. I misses "Magpie" Simpkins a heap, and I welcomes the day when I can shake the hand of that long, loose-jointed hombre. Magpie is one of the leading citizens of Piperock, and until a few months ago, my pardner. When I left to make my fortune he was setting there in his officeMagpie is the sheriffand wondering how he can square things with the populace to get reelected. He's of the lodge-pole type, and wears a goodly length of hair on his upper lip. He pleads with me not to leave him but for once in my life I turns a deaf ear to his siren voice, and herds my burro out of hearing. Piperock ain't what a stranger would call a paradise on earth, and she don't qualify for the milk and honey, but she's a man's townall up and down the street. Me and Lodestone pilgrims through the dust up to "Buck" Masterson's saloon, and I goes inside. Buck and "Tellurium" are there, and they welcomes me like a lost brother. Buck salutes me with the proper ingredients, and we exchanges pleasantries. After we sort of gets used to each other again Buck hauls out a sheet of paper, and smooths it out on the bar. "Take a look at that, Ike," says he. "There's something new."

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