Tuned In

As a result of side effects from an inventor's new universal remote control, Elliott and Debra find themselves sucked into the living room television and stuck as characters in television shows. Now, it's an ongoing quest to retrieve the powerful remote and find a way to return home, all while 'surfing' through an assortment of channels and hopping into different bodies, live-action and cartoon.

Length: 15,600 words

This work of fiction contains adult material and explicit scenes with erotic descriptions. Themes include gender transformations, body inhabiting, real persons stuck as fictional characters, transformations into cartoon characters, cliché television genres, film noir setting, western setting, and other perverted fantasies. For mature audiences only. All characters over 18 years old.

Excerpt:

"D'aw, did you hear that?" Debra grinned. "My cutie-pie princess wants her heart to be set free!"

"Yeah," Elliott grumbled. "Real charming."

Debra raised a finger into the air and announced her plans with a commanding voice. "This sounds like a job for her dashing husband-to-be!" A hammer appeared in her hand, and she commenced whacking on Elliott's body so rapidly that each strike was just a blur of colors. Many stars fluttered into the air, and the whole scene became veiled by a cartoon cloud.

"Stop ... hitting ... me ... Debra!" Elliott yelled between strikes.

When Debra ceased and found the end to be ruptured and cracked, she tossed the tool into the nearby bushes and retrieved a jackhammer from one of her pockets. "Not strong enough, eh? This should do the trick!" The electric motor whined to life, and she aimed the chisel at her husband's abdomen, thwacking the chains loudly.

The rabbit covered his face with his front paw. "Oh brother."

The immense power of the jackhammer was still no match for Elliott's chains, and when the racket ceased, Debra was bouncing up and down as if the machine hadn't stopped. She ricocheted off of a tree, causing the whole thing to come crashing down. Meanwhile, Elliott's body had been severed into many pieces, and a disconnected mouth spoke while the separated eyes became tight. "Nice try."

The rabbit hopped over as the princess returned to one full piece, and Debra stopped vibrating. "The chains can only be undone by the magic of the mountain wizard."

"Sheesh, now you tell me!" Debra complained.

"Up there," the rabbit pointed over the trees and to a dark rocky peak situated against an angered sky. Flashes of lightning shot across the cloud base, slamming into the mountaintop and resulting in explosive echoes that rattled the entire valley.

Elliott jumped from his feet and Debra caught him in her arms. "Yikes! That looks dangerous!"

"Ha! Watch how a real man handles this," Debra said. "I can handle a wizard."

Just then, a bolt of lightning came zigzagging out of the sky right onto Debra's helmet. Elliott was flung to the ground as the knight's skin disappeared, leaving only a skeleton that crumbled into a pile of dust. Two scared eyes looked up at the princess.

"A real man for sure," Elliott laughed. "You sure showed that lightning who the boss around here was."

The pile of dust blinked.

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