An especially spiteful witch has cast a spell on an unknowing princess. The only thing that keeps her from turning into a beast every night is a daily dose of "honey" from a handsome, but lowly, pig farmer.
The king needs what the farmer has but doesn't want him to sully his daughter. To extract the "honey," he's forced to send two trollops on a mission.
The result is a lusty romp featuring trollops, a beautiful princess, romance, a witch, a kingdom under siege by a monster, and lots of gratuitous bodice ripping.