"I'm a basic woman livin' a basic life, but I ain't dumb. Oh, my momma is a 'whore' as my toothless gnome-lookin' daddy called her on their final day together, and he did push us off on Grannie, and Gramps because he held the taste of a woman that didn't like us, but that makes no difference to the woman that I am. No, when I fell from the family tree, I rolled away from the fruits clingin' to it. However, I clin' to that tree's roots just a bit to raise my babies because I want them to appreciate nature, and the simple thins that we hold dear. Anyway, I hope that you find these few days tellin' interestin'."