Are you ready for college? Take the quiz at the beginning of this book!From choosing the right major to ditching the wrong roommate, from creating a career path to building a great life, ULTIMATE REMINDERS¿ FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS shows you how to maximize your college investment, starting with your most precious asset: yourself.In addition to the college-readiness quiz, you¿ll get 369 Ultimate Reminders¿ plus ...¿ Anatomy of a Winning Game Plan (p. 18)¿ How to Say No Without Guilt (p. 30)¿ 10 Things Not to Say to Your Professor (p. 59)¿ The Tragically Hilarious Story of How I Nearly Flunked Highlights of Astronomy (p. 74)Some of these reminders are serious (#33), some of them are funny (#283), and some of them are random yet relevant¿and laugh-out-loud funny (#340). All of them are meant to show you up front what you¿ll wish you had known from the start.