"There's never been a better quote book for only three bucks." Uncle John
In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers' Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the world's most memorable quotations. In this e-book, you'll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, you'll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights:
Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks
When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments
What Mark Twain didn't say
Hollywood's all-time weirdest acceptance speeches
Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV
Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts
Ancient quotes that still resonate today
Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newman's observation: "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down."