Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Still idiots. It's just another day in the Wasteland... While Rudy's celebrating getting hitched, Trip's declaring war on a cult of alien-god worshiping squid people. But is his ragtag army of robots built from spare parts up to the challenge of the Cthulists' genetically-engineered tree tanks? No, no it is not... and it's going to plunge the entire world into war. Especially if Trip has anything to say about it.