My Confession - The true story of how the author, as a boy, stole his Sunday School teacher's crucifix.
Da Burds - The mob gets involved in the world's largest birding competition.
The Treaty of Doghouse Junction - Due to a technicality, the Mexican American War never officially ended and Mexico demands the return of California before it will agree to cease hostilities.
The Run - A New Jersey farmer spends the day furtively delivering his product which happens to be illegal cheese.
A Philly Bundle - a drug dealer teeters on the brink of insanity as he receives an onslaught of text messages from a dead client.
Stand Up - A comedian plots a murder during his routine.
Writer's Block - William Shakespeare draws inspiration for the play Hamlet from his day job, enforcer for the local Shylock.