11.20 a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
11.25 a.m.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
11.28 a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
12.00 p.m.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted
but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
In this bestselling book, Louise Rennison, the Sunday Times bestselling author, explores the humorous side of adolescence, dating, and love. Her stories, filled with social themes relevant to young adults, are a testament to her skill as an author.
For fans of Katie Kirby (The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks), Andy Griffiths (The 78-Storey Treehouse), Judy Blume (Blubber), Tamsin Winter (Bad Influence), and Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse).